tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52386762011-04-22T12:29:37.489+08:00My InspirationGlennnoreply@blogger.comBlogger541100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1110039491652946442005-03-06T00:02:00.000+08:002005-03-06T23:21:00.420+08:00stop fucking bitching because all you people care about is yourself. damn it.you don't do anything extra, but so fucking quick to spot someone else's mistake.you never do more willingly, but only because you are fucking scared that it'll affect you.you bitch and bitch and fucking bitch, and go all innocent when you hear people bitch about you.fucking hell.and remember, when you do something bad Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1102427538313368502004-12-07T21:51:00.000+08:002004-12-07T21:52:18.313+08:00i miss you. so much. =(
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1101701350902984232004-11-29T11:43:00.000+08:002004-11-29T14:06:59.266+08:00Movie Parodies.
A Cindellera Story
[starring Hilary Duff as Cindellera, Linsay Lohan as herself, and Prince Charming as himself.]
Setting: At the ball. Cindellera was granted her wish by the fat toad she set free on that very Sunday afternoon.
Cindellera: "OH Charming! You look gorgeous today. What high cheekbones you have! OH! That greek-god body of yours! How it never fails to appear in Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1101699805541359392004-11-29T11:42:00.000+08:002004-11-29T11:43:25.540+08:00kopitiam boy
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1100250741544412372004-11-12T17:01:00.000+08:002004-11-12T17:12:21.546+08:00There once lived a gunman who wanted to rob a honey bank. He needed honey to make tea, because he ran out of sugar. Therefore, he took a plane and arrived in New York City the next morning. He paid a hefty $600 for the plane ticket. At the airport, he tipped the luggage boy a generous $100 and struttered off. He flagged a cab and told the driver his destination.
From his coat, he then took out Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1100248949476766382004-11-12T16:41:00.000+08:002004-11-12T16:42:29.476+08:00If there was smaller person than Mr. Bigs, there will be snow falling, at this very moment. Because Mr. Bigs is pretty much the shortest person in the world. Without a doubt. The funny thing was, Mr. Big’s parents, Mr and Mrs Bigs were actually quite tall! Why this was so, nobody knows. Doctors and scientists are stumped. With someone so small, is there a possibility of a scientific breakthrough?Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1100058948079412502004-11-10T11:53:00.000+08:002005-07-29T22:45:52.190+08:00Chapter OneHe was drenched to the bone. His white shirt stuck to his body, outlining his physique. He looked about 50, but move closer, and you realise he has aged beyond his time. His eyes gave off an aura of surrender and exhaustion. The lines beneath hinted the burden of wisdom.He stared beyond the raging sea before him. Today, there was only darkness. The waves continued its momentum, Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1099963573617205942004-11-09T09:25:00.000+08:002004-11-09T10:53:25.943+08:00A quote from the Straits Times 09/11/04, a hint that true religion isn’t the factor that’s causing the deaths of innocent Buddhists in South Thailand. It is the wrong concept, and it can happen anywhere, to any religion.
“Buddhists and Muslims have had good relations. The population around here is largely Muslim. They often help out in the temple. And I have helped Muslims raise money to build aGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1099623582748409462004-11-05T10:55:00.000+08:002004-11-09T10:54:05.690+08:00America has decided, and boy is it big news. Man, I see Bush and Kerry everywhere. When I buy tao gay from that nice aunty at the market, when I peep at the person’s newspaper beside me in the MRT train. And I know there’s extreme coverage when I see their faces covering dog poop. President Nathan didn’t even get that kind of publicity when he took over. So what’s the big deal? Oh yeah, stupid Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1099617106964307332004-11-05T09:11:00.000+08:002004-11-09T14:35:20.420+08:00my second attempt at writing a long story. not inspiring at all. sometimes i really do wonder about myself.. *sigh*
Simple Minds [Chapter One]
He looked beyond the raging sea before him. There was only darkness. The waves continued its momentum, thrusting waves upon waves mercilessly against the cliff. Above where he stood, Jack closed his eyes, and felt the pelting rain hit his face with Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1098776970035925262004-10-26T15:41:00.000+08:002004-11-09T10:54:51.853+08:00i'm such a soap!
"Man fears time, but time fears the pyramids." - Arab quote
Second day at work, and i feel like i've been doing this my whole life. (ie. doing nothing) That's why i envy andrew, who's definitely having a much more interesting time than me. That lucky fella got posted to a condom company. He msg-es me to say he's looking at boxes of condoms.. AND HE'S COMPLAINING?! I.. I. Yes I,Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1098775817476320382004-10-26T15:28:00.000+08:002004-10-26T15:30:17.476+08:00Take A Walk With Me
Spring brings new light,
The excitement of adventure.
Hinting of the many things,
That lay ahead.
Sitting on the grass,
We feel the heat of the Summer sun.
I look at you,
And for the first time,
I really know you’re mine.
Softly the leaves fall,
And the ground is coloured red.
Holding hands,
We stand in the middle.
Amongst such serenity.
So comfortable.
Time has passed,
AndGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1095592066536696852004-09-19T19:06:00.000+08:002004-11-09T10:34:38.113+08:00The stream runs deep
Its water so clear and sweet
From the high mountains into the river
And this river, flows into a lake.
A droplet rolls down from a leave
And falls into the lake beneath
It causes the tiniest ripple ever
And this lake, flows into the sea.
The sun gazes upon the clearest of seas
It’s reflections like diamonds to the eye that sees
The clouds are tell stories
And the clouds, Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1094566999053210282004-09-07T22:20:00.000+08:002004-09-07T22:28:29.973+08:00Completed [Deception Point] and on to [Digital Fortress]
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1094398366040076742004-09-05T23:00:00.000+08:002004-09-07T22:19:32.133+08:00- Nothing captures human interest, like human tragedy -
Nature is beautiful. It really is. But what we have, we always take it for granted. Man. Things we have. we never take a second look, a second thought. But we actually care about things that actually don't even matter. Money.. We'll never have enough. Spend earn, spend and earn. What the fuck. We'll always want money.
Our society is so Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1093187024739707602004-08-22T22:59:00.000+08:002004-08-22T23:03:44.740+08:00My two LOTR posters finally made it up my wall, after more than 2 months. Think I'm becoming less lazy. =) I put my Ann Kok poster up too. Mum said it looks 'orbit cha cha', which means it looks retro. But I'm still gonna paste it up anyway!
*Bush still stink
xx peace xx
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1093111140992370592004-08-22T01:12:00.000+08:002004-08-22T01:59:00.993+08:00REACH! The Musical. - by GESS ELDDS. Totally worth my 12 bucks.
The lead, Elina has a damn good voice.
Embracing your Emotions. Feeling them.
A casual conversation
A simple beginning
A love so wonderful
It has now become
Lead me to your heart
And keep me there till we part
You are my light in darkness
I wanna be yours too.
Me and you
Two hearts
One love
It'll always be
Time waits for no Man
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1089214940845719142004-07-07T23:42:00.000+08:002004-07-07T23:42:20.846+08:00Spiderman 2. Brilliant.
Bought 2 Lord of the Rings poster. Perfect Beauty.
The team of writers at 8 Days. They keep getting better.
Saddam on trial. Hear what he has to say.
The Da Vinci Code. Still brilliant. Perfect mind.
This blog. Dung.
**peace**
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1089214878196553882004-07-07T23:41:00.000+08:002004-07-07T23:41:18.196+08:00Warning: The following material is extremely explicit and offensive in nature. But read it anyway.
Garlic. The garlic restaurant calls it the lily bulbs. I prefer to call it smells-like-shit. I mean seriously, like why. Why would anyone even attempt at tasting that thing? You know there's this syndrome known to doctors for centuries but nobody ever admits it? I've heard it's called the Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1089121582510605222004-07-06T21:43:00.000+08:002004-07-06T22:02:51.270+08:00The Da Vinci Code. Brilliant. Like totally.
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1089121166897755662004-07-06T21:22:00.000+08:002004-07-07T23:42:45.550+08:00Ok. I understand that some girls are pretty. And hey, I've got nothing against them. I appreciate beauty like any other hot blooded male that's standing next to me. She can be all pretty standing there not sweating, unlike me who's pouring. But then again, like duh. She's not supposed to sweat. Pretty girls perspire. People like me, sweat. But, that really isn't the point that I'm trying to make.Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1088694952119176642004-07-01T22:49:00.000+08:002004-07-01T23:23:51.033+08:00Writer's block. School's not bad actually. Brilliant worksheet today.
Bush can go eat dung. Talk big-ger!
Everybody should watch Fahrenheit 911.
*peace* wanna sleep.
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You Still My Love
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1087366110005473602004-06-16T14:07:00.000+08:002004-07-01T23:16:19.860+08:00Argh. Can't wait. 22nd June. Linkin Park. Rock. No one else seems excited. It's ok. They'll be jumpin' after the show.
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1083051551574790012004-04-27T15:39:00.000+08:002004-04-27T23:10:52.123+08:00I want to write the most beautiful song in this world
For the person I love, for the one reading this
The words may not flow like how I want it to
But when I write about what you have done for me
I already know it’s the most beautiful song ever.
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One day the heavens smiled
And gave you to me
It is meant to be forever
And forever it Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1082694959566159892004-04-23T12:35:00.000+08:002004-04-23T12:41:31.606+08:00I'm finally moving into another phrase of my life where I think that anything I think about can come true. Which was probably how the verse "I think therefore I am" came about. Rene Descartes must've been 18 too when he said that. Ahh.. Teenage years. Sweet memories, fun moments, best years of your life. Ignorant thinking. Stupid dreams. Bad fashion. Too loud for your own good. Anyway, back to Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1071214785046010262003-12-12T15:39:00.000+08:002003-12-12T15:53:33.623+08:00I have lost my sense of direction.
Sometimes I really dunno what I'm thinking. Life's moving so fast. But yet, it's not moving.
I don't wanna be just another face in the crowd.
["i'm nots wants to be a ordinary muggle!"]
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1070896844881158902003-12-08T23:20:00.000+08:002003-12-12T00:16:34.390+08:00"I'm not going Mom. They always make such a fuss it's irritating!"
"We go through this every year!" His mom sounded exasperated. "You know your aunties don't mean it. They get excited seeing you Brad! They're just glad you're growing up. You're the one making a fuss now. Go get changed, go on. We have to leave by four or we'll be late for the dinner. Again, it happens everytime!"
Brad knew whenGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1070597417276395452003-12-05T12:10:00.000+08:002003-12-08T23:13:54.340+08:00The world shone through his eyes. He was filled with love for everything and everyone. Mountains, and fields of green stretching beyond where the eyes could see. Lying on the velvet green carpet of grass, the clouds against the deep blue skies carried him off to another land where the imagination became reality. This was heaven. Where else could it be at? Here, he was safe from the harshness of Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1070344539726667672003-12-02T13:55:00.000+08:002003-12-05T11:35:02.606+08:00Warning: The following material is extremely explicit and offensive in nature. But read it anyway.
Garlic. The garlic restaurant calls it the lily bulbs. I prefer to call it smells-like-shit. I mean seriously, like why. Why would anyone even attempt at tasting that thing? You know there's this syndrome known to doctors for centuries but nobody ever admits it? I've heard it's called the Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1064636172936445642003-09-27T12:16:00.000+08:002003-09-27T12:17:15.823+08:00I broke the norms!! Haha.. but too bad social psychology tutorial is over. Had a mad time yesterday.. Laughed so damn hard. If any of you go watch movies the next time, watch out for the Japanese crusine advert. Damn bloody funny. "Dom dom dom 1-2-3.. Suntec Tower Level 3." -_-'' We laughed all the way from Lido to Esplanade. Roy had stitches!! Haha.. And we broke some norms lah. Cos it was late,Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1064231230691062832003-09-22T19:47:00.000+08:002003-09-22T21:24:36.873+08:00My cousin decided to come over today, over to my place to spoil my laptop. Which is fine really, because the other time I was at his house, I spoilt his water heater. Anyway, I didn't feel particularly anxious because you know how those not-to-worry-we-will-do-all-we-can-to-repair-your-computer-even-if-we-have-tomake-a-trip-to-Gobi-desert-to-get-the-parts and if Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1064230596020185492003-09-22T19:36:00.000+08:002003-09-22T19:39:33.906+08:00Another piece I read today by Dave Barry. Kinda lame.. but enjoy! Haha..
A Titanic Splash (Again) - Dave Barry Is Not Taking this Sitting Down!
(The movie opens with the Titanic II, getting ready to sail. As the ship's horn blasts a mighty departing toot, up runs spunky young Jack Dawson, played by Leonardo DiCaprio. There is seaweed on him.)
JACK: Whew! I just made it!
ROSE: Jack! I thoughtGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1060414908364129702003-08-09T15:41:00.000+08:002003-08-09T15:43:14.720+08:00Girls...
"God created Adam, thought he was bored, thus created Eve," We all know that story don't we? But sometimes I wonder, is it really true? Or were they created to punish us well-behaved, polite, sexually-contained hot-blooded males? In this blog, I've compiled my experiences with them, these wide-eyed (ie. green eyed), petite frame (looks can be deceiving), and soft-spoken (ie. they don'tGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1060413015809268052003-08-09T15:10:00.000+08:002003-08-09T15:42:58.200+08:00Girls II
People say Men are from Mars and Women are from Pluto. I tell them, "yeah right." I mean that's just stupid. We come from the planet Earth don't we? The day we were born, our parents will smile brightly at us, with tears in their eyes. Our relatives stand by the ward bed, aunties crying and uncles holding them in their arms. Ahh.. a new life has been bestowed upon them. They all think,Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1060412266092011772003-08-09T14:57:00.000+08:002003-08-09T14:57:45.853+08:00... This is not what we have down here. Down here we have toads that can kill a person. I am serious. This is one of the first possibilities the police consider when they arrive at the murder scene.
First Policeman: This looks like the work of toads.
Second Policeman: Why do you say that?
First Policeman: The victim's fly is missing!
Second Policeman: Ha Ha.
-Dave Barry ( Homes and Other Black Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1060002275039112562003-08-04T21:04:00.000+08:002003-08-04T21:04:35.023+08:00This, together with Don't Stop Movin' were S Club 7's best songs in their 5 year long career. Cheers!
Never Had A Dream Come True - S Club 7
Everybody's got something they had to leave behind
One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time
There's no use looking back or wondering
How it should be now or might've been
All this I know but still I can't find the way to let you go
I Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1059997948041539282003-08-04T19:52:00.000+08:002003-08-04T19:56:29.553+08:00The Human Heart
Dark,
Shadowed,
Grey.
Where darkness hides,
Evil lies,
Something brews.
Terror reigns,
When unmasked
And stripped of pride
That,
Is the core,
Of the Human Heart
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1059492291128206482003-07-29T23:24:00.000+08:002003-07-29T23:51:17.416+08:00Sorry, couldn't help it. Come back every Tuesday feeling so impressed after Writt Comm tutorial but feeling so much worst. Blogged as much as I could remember though... Think it's time to write some of my old nonsense again.. Maybe another about girls - part II ! Haha.. got quite positive feedback for the first one, though many of the girls said they wished they could kill me. Anyway, GIRLS, it'sGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1059491233026205062003-07-29T23:07:00.000+08:002003-07-29T23:07:13.040+08:00Democracy
Like America, Singapore is moulded in a similar fashion - both countries practices Democracy. Democracy is a practice in which, people of that certain country is allowed free speech, freedom and free will. Theorotically, this is so. BUT, there are so many contradictions to this rule.
Say in Singapore. You have the freedom to buy a lipstick or any brand of goods you want. But, Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1059392489530357692003-07-28T19:41:00.000+08:002003-07-28T20:00:57.620+08:00Didn't go to school today. Eternally thankful to my mum for suggesting so. Feel like hell now. Can't even talk properly. *Bah!* Read some really funny Dave Barry stuff, so here they are : (Dave Barry's HOME AND OTHER BLACK HOLES)
The Plumbing
Forget about the plumbing. It will work perfectly. It always does, if you inspect it, because plumbing is one of the most intelligent life forms on the Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1059322585404991332003-07-28T00:16:00.000+08:002003-07-28T00:16:25.366+08:00Cough and cold. Feel like dying. Haven't had an attack this bad for a real long time. Hope I don't pass it to everybody tomorrow.
Anyway, saw something interesting today. I was at Holland Village with my mum this morning trying to get some medicine and a box of undies. Anyway, was walking pass the toilets when I heard this mum say loudly to her boy who just came out. "Oei why so long? You 'pangGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1059125657376820532003-07-25T17:34:00.000+08:002003-07-25T22:48:16.540+08:00Darkness of Man's Heart
The most obvious of the themes is man's need for civilization. Contrary to the belief that man is innocent and society evil, the story shows that laws and rules, policemen and schools are necessary to keep the darker side of human nature in line. When these institutions and concepts slip away or are ignored, human beings revert to a more primitive part of their nature.
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1058282144894950312003-07-15T23:15:00.000+08:002003-07-15T23:27:12.436+08:00Another enlightening class I had today. Time to recap or I'll forget everything in no time.
Picasso VS Alice Walker
Picasso says " Art is a lie, but it lets us see the truth."
Alice Walker says "I don't know if a bad person can write a good book. If art doesn't make us better, then what on earth is it for?"
Pablo Picasso is a famous artist (1881 - 1973) who said that art, can either be good orGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1058197955814728182003-07-14T23:52:00.000+08:002003-07-14T23:57:20.280+08:00Suddenly I'm not sure if I was ever writing before.
Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1057939863490660792003-07-12T00:11:00.000+08:002003-07-12T00:13:25.410+08:00Quotes by THE Jason Hahn
"Sometimes, the driver of the other train doesn't stay. I think he waits till the very last minute before the other connecting train arrives and then shuts all the doors and drives off. He probably has a very unhappy relationship with his wife and this is the one way he can release all that pent-up frustration by making sure that everyone misses their connecting train."Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1057937155278716492003-07-11T23:25:00.000+08:002003-07-11T23:53:58.520+08:00Famous Quotes ( By class T08, Mass Communication Course, 2003 batch )
"... and all that storage of 7 days shit was all over me!" - Adam on his summer Scout camp.
"My mum used to hit me with a hanger. There was this time when she wasn't looking, I threw it out of the window. I didn't realise there were more in the closet!" - Candice on her childhood mentality.
"I stared at the library wall for Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1057935762107399322003-07-11T23:02:00.000+08:002003-07-24T15:26:08.050+08:00You know how often you feel bored? Like when there's nothing to do, nothing to eat, nothing to read, listening to Christina Aguilera sing "I Am Beauti-hoo"? Well, you get the picture. And sometimes when your friends aren't there for you? Sometimes their there but they pretend their not there anyway. Thus, I saw the light. Best friend? What best friend? What I really needed, was a bestest friend. Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1057847623160415352003-07-10T22:33:00.000+08:002003-07-12T00:18:31.796+08:00I've just completed my first assignment, and suddenly I feel, hey, Chinese ain't that bad afterall! Seriously, first assignment on something Kendrick James said like some 100 years back? Man, I've never even heard of that guy! So imagine the horror when my lecturer told us to do a 400 word essay on some crap he said accidently but is now known as 'a-great-quote-from-a-great-author.' I'd remember Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1057837813129762772003-07-10T19:50:00.000+08:002003-07-10T19:53:34.256+08:00Chapter One - Back at the Dursleys' (Part 1) - Fan-Fiction
Harry stared into darkness. It was only his third day back at the Dursely's, and already, depression has taken over. He couldn't sleep at night, not when such horrors haunted him. The pain in his scar, has become a constant aching, sometimes he even forgot about it. The Dursleys' kept their distance. But Harry had no doubt that Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1056792429026759912003-06-28T17:27:00.000+08:002003-06-28T17:32:20.546+08:00My last post? I was just joking. I still think that S Club is the bestest band ever.. and Jo has the most amazing voice I've heard. The Harry Potter crap? Nah, I was referring to "Barry Trotter and the Shameless Parody." I've got the 5th book and it was an enjoyable read... No doubt. Rowling keeps getting better... So do excuse me, I just felt the need to write some rubbish, like my person. Yeah.Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-1056791645213447752003-06-28T17:14:00.000+08:002003-06-28T17:16:36.550+08:00I Like...
1) I really really really used to like S Club 7, that is, before Jo decided to gain a serious load of pounds (and I don't mean the British currency), sit at home and prctically expand. Paul started to let his nose hair crawl all over his face (Eww, yeah I know). Tina hired someone to make sure she has a bad hair day every single day of the week, week of the month, month of the year... Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-920779472003-04-06T15:00:00.000+08:002003-05-07T01:04:40.000+08:00Girls...
"God created Adam, thought he was bored, thus created Eve," We all know that story don't we? But sometimes I wonder, is it really true? Or were they created to punish us well-behaved, polite, sexually-contained hot-blooded males? In this blog, I've compiled my experiences with them, these wide-eyed (ie. green eyed), petite frame (looks can be deceiving), and soft-spoken (ie. they don't Glennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-919231742003-04-04T00:58:00.000+08:002003-04-04T16:50:21.000+08:00Dangers Of The Job
Did you know that being a waiter is actually a very dangerous job? Not convinced? Read on.
1. The Bell Ringing Sydrome (BRS)
Recently, loads of us (waiters) have gone to see the company's doctor, and have been diagnosed as having caught the Bell Ringing Syndrome, or else, better known the BPS. Let me explain why the disease is so contagious. When the food's ready, the chefsGlennnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5238676.post-919218572003-04-04T00:35:00.000+08:002003-04-04T17:00:12.000+08:00The Most Difficult Job In The World
It's my first entry, and I'd like to set some facts straight. Think serving (read:waiter/server) is an easy job? You're so mistaken. Think we are like the clumiest klutz around? Try our job. Think we're irritating when we forget your request for sky water (read: tap water with ice), or your demand for shredded cheese? Hey, we think you're irritating too Glennnoreply@blogger.com0