Saturday, July 12, 2003

Quotes by THE Jason Hahn

"Sometimes, the driver of the other train doesn't stay. I think he waits till the very last minute before the other connecting train arrives and then shuts all the doors and drives off. He probably has a very unhappy relationship with his wife and this is the one way he can release all that pent-up frustration by making sure that everyone misses their connecting train." - On the mad rush across the platform usually at City Hall and Raffles Place.

"... And have you noticed how everyone looks on the train? No one smiles! It's like someone just died in their family!"
"... Saff, it's public transport, not American Idol."

"...Or a bit of deodorant - you should have smelled the armpit I was shoved into this morning!"

"But you know what I really hate? It's when they sit there and pick their noses!" "And it's always this middle aged man with a mole on his cheek, ugly fat gold rings on his fingers and a long nail on his last finger!"



The above extracts were taken from 8 Days edition #666. Page 103 - 'First Person.'
E-mail the writer : jason.hahn@8days.com.sg

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