My Inspiration

Ok. I understand that some girls are pretty. And hey, I've got nothing against them. I appreciate beauty like any other hot blooded male that's standing next to me. She can be all pretty standing there not sweating, unlike me who's pouring. But then again, like duh. She's not supposed to sweat. Pretty girls perspire. People like me, sweat. But, that really isn't the point that I'm trying to make. What I really want to say is, there are a spieces of the female population out there who looks pretty and have no brains! I swear that I'm not making this up! And you know what we call them? We call them bimbos.

When a bimbo talks:

Like today, I saw this really pretty girl? She was like, standing at the back of the bus looking pretty and all? And the bus was like, super packed? Well, I like boarded the bus, and started to move to the back? People were pushing me from the back. Like, what's their problem? Then the bus door couldn't move and there was like, a lot of space at the back? Well this pretty girl I saw? She was like, totally oblivious to the stares? Like, everyone was looking at her but she doesn't realise? She's like totally standing there to be pretty? Like I totally can't stand it? That's like so bimbotic?

See what I mean? They even have their own language that gets on our nerves. Like totally?

posted by Glenn @ 9:22 PM