Garlic. The garlic restaurant calls it the lily bulbs. I prefer to call it smells-like-shit. I mean seriously, like why. Why would anyone even attempt at tasting that thing? You know there's this syndrome known to doctors for centuries but nobody ever admits it? I've heard it's called the see-a-garlic-and-have-afit. Such a complex name. Let me explain what it means. Basically, in very general and non-complex terms, it means that when you see a garlic, you have a fit. Phew! Medical stuff's really tough don't you think?
Studies are also going on about how garlic ought to be considered as the world's most lethal foodstuff. Modern day scientists believe that everyone, including garlic lovers, have certain limits as to how much becomes too much. They are devicing new methods of punishments for criminals that include (A) Soaking the guilty into a tub full of mashed garlic and leave him there for ten days. They believe the smell would've knocked him/her out by the 5th hour. The pain and suffering of waking up and losing conciousness in a tub of mashed garlic is un-word-able. [ie. cannot be described in words.]
Take my word of advice. Never get too close to a garlic, because they reek of B.O.. And that people, is the killer.
posted by Glenn @ 11:41 PM
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