A Cindellera Story
[starring Hilary Duff as Cindellera, Linsay Lohan as herself, and Prince Charming as himself.]
Setting: At the ball. Cindellera was granted her wish by the fat toad she set free on that very Sunday afternoon.
Cindellera: "OH Charming! You look gorgeous today. What high cheekbones you have! OH! That greek-god body of yours! How it never fails to appear in every fairy-tale movie! OH! I knew I saw it somewhere! OH! It was on that guy who acted with me in Lizzie Maguire - the rip-off movie!"
Charming: "Oh my Princess. You say the sweetest things. Oh, how my heart aches for you to say more things like that!"
Cindellera: "OH yes! We shall Charming. Till the end of the ball, when I become poor and dirty looking again, will I then stop! OH!"
*stops short suddenly. her eyes narrows to slits."
Cindellera: "My arch rival! Lindsay Lohan!"
Lindsay: " Hey, that's my name, don't wear t out. I didn't see you."
Cindellera: "Stop lying! This is my movie. And you stole the funniest line in this whole movie! What are you doing here?!"
Lindsay: "Signing atuographs."
Cindellera: "Then I wanna sign too! Whatever you do, I'll do it better."
Lindsay: "Humph! I'll sing live!"
*Lindsay starts belting out her movie's theme song*
Cindellera: "Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams.."
*they out sing each other. suddenly the clock struck twelve."
Cinderella : [getting back into character] "OH! My goodness gracious me! I forgot about Charming and the time!"
*turns around, with her long hair slapping the waiter standing next to her.*
Cindellera: [announcing to the crowd] I'm late!
Crowd in unison: "For what?"
Cindellera: "For work!"
*Lindsay rolls her eyes at the lousy script and dialogue.*
Lindsay: [shouting after Cindellera's retreating evening gown] "It's gonna flop!"
*she shrugs and continues signing autographs.*
Lindsay: "Who cares? It's gonna help me sell even more albums anyway!"
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