My Inspiration

... This is not what we have down here. Down here we have toads that can kill a person. I am serious. This is one of the first possibilities the police consider when they arrive at the murder scene.

First Policeman: This looks like the work of toads.
Second Policeman: Why do you say that?
First Policeman: The victim's fly is missing!
Second Policeman: Ha Ha.

-Dave Barry ( Homes and Other Black Holes )

posted by Glenn @ 2:57 PM