People say Men are from Mars and Women are from Pluto. I tell them, "yeah right." I mean that's just stupid. We come from the planet Earth don't we? The day we were born, our parents will smile brightly at us, with tears in their eyes. Our relatives stand by the ward bed, aunties crying and uncles holding them in their arms. Ahh.. a new life has been bestowed upon them. They all think, "Damn it. This little piece of shit is gonna cost us even more money." Right. So you see my point? We are from Earth!
If so, then why are we so different? According to my theory, it is because, there are two headquarters, unknown to human kind, existing on Venus and Mars! They are alerted every single time a woman becomes pregnant. Then, both headquarters will have a war to decide who gets to genetically modify the baby's sex. In today's blog, we shall go even further to discover our differences.
Encounter 2 : You are on the phone with her.
You: Had a great dinner today eh? The laksa was really good.
Her(warmly): Yeah! And the orange juice? So sweet right? Like me...
You: Haha.
Her: Why you laugh? I'm serious.. You don't think I'm cute?
You: Huh? Oh no, I thought you were joking.
*Dumb guy. Smack yourself*
Her(coldly): Yeah I was.
You: *Danger zone* Erm, I think we should go sleep early. Meeting tomorrow morning right?
Her: Huh? Sleep? Why?
You: *Duh!* Cos I'm sleepy.. Aren't you?
Her: *Sob* You don't love me anymore!!!
You: Huh? What are you talking about?
Her: *Sob*
You: -
Her: We always talk on the average for at least 4 hrs 55 mins and 59.1sec. And today we only talked for 4hrs 55mins and 59sec. You obviously don't love me anymore!!!
You: Now now... Don't be sensitive...
Her: *SOB* Now you think I'm sensitive... Don't like me already right? I know one. I can see... Don't think I don't know, you got the hots for that girl sitting opposite us just now right? Saw you keep on having eye contact with her.
You: Honey, that girl is old enough to be my mother!
Her: Then.. Then... Don't lie. It was the other one beside her!
You: That's her mother ~
Her: I don't care... You don't love me anymore. I'm willing to not sleep, to never sleep just to talk to you. I'll do anything to talk to you.
You: Aww.. I'm touched. Ok lah, we can talk for a while more. Adore you for being so sweet.
Her: *Giggles* My sweety cooey bubbly honey-ous baby!
You: *Shudder* Erm, yeah, right.
Her: *Giggles*
You: -
*5 Mins later* *She screams down the phone*
You: What's wrong???!!!
Her: Shhh! Keep quiet! Don't talk! F4 are on TV.
You: Huh? *Hurt voice* You mean they are more important?
Her: Of course lah! I can see you everyday. I see them only once every two days.
You: I thought you said you'll do anything to talk to me....
Her: -
You: Hello?
Her: -
You: Hello?
Her: Toot. Toot toot. Toot...
*She hung up*
You: *Sob* Bah!
posted by Glenn @ 3:10 PM
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