"God created Adam, thought he was bored, thus created Eve," We all know that story don't we? But sometimes I wonder, is it really true? Or were they created to punish us well-behaved, polite, sexually-contained hot-blooded males? In this blog, I've compiled my experiences with them, these wide-eyed (ie. green eyed), petite frame (looks can be deceiving), and soft-spoken (ie. they don't embarrass you in public but you should know when they mean "You'll see when you get home") beings. Forget "Idiot's Guide to Girls." You only need this blog to truly understand them.
Encounter 1 : You sit in a park with this girl. She gets all misty-eyed and says stuff like "Remind me again. How cute do you think I am?" Showing great self-restraint from yelling, you tell her for like the thousandth time that she's "cuter than Garfield." She gigles and buries her head deeper into your chest. "This is sooo sweet. You don't have to tell me that everytime." (Giggle) And inside, you're like how did I ever land up with this... once-you-taste-you'll-get-diabetes candy? You're wallowing in self-pity when this bright light suddenly lights up the night sky, and this HUGE spaceship comes crashing down beside your bench. You turn to look in shock and see these green little creatures in red dresses and afro-do spilling out. You turn back and want to say something like "What the #@%&?" when she looks at you like you've commited the crime of the century. "Why? You rather look at them huh? (Sniff) They prettier than me right? (Sob) "More interesting than me lor? (high-pitched choked-up voice) "You fall for that one in red is it? (Danger zone : crying plus high-pitched choked-up voice) "You're the worst guy I ever met!" (Hysteria.) Starts thrashing at you with her small little fist that can cause a surprising huge amount of pain. At this point, I can practically read their minds. They think "Ohh... It's just like the TV drama I saw just now". You think, "Stop that you twerp!"
At times like this, you wonder if Adam suffered the same fate.
posted by Glenn @ 3:41 PM
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